@TheEllenShow How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. #ClassicJokeMonday
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@TheEllenShow How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What did the chicken say when she went into the library?? Book book book book book....#classicjokemondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño business. - 1 more reply
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@TheEllenShow Why did all the students eat their homework? Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow One of my originals: what did the cat say to the cashier? "check meowt!"#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Pls Watch & RT:6YR.Old Rapper LilBirdLady SchoolBagSwagginVideo http://youtu.be/Xeta4hRPA_U viaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what did the grape say when it was squeezed? nothing it just gave out a little wine#ClassicJokesMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Why can't dinosaurs drive? because Tyrannosaurus Rex!#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Love this oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow . Talk about not being able to put a book down, have a gander "The Legacy: Family is Everything. Enjoy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow if only Ellen really read all our tweets. She's just a bot. Oh well.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Oh, if only I were impossible to put down. People are so cruel.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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