@theellenshow Please retweet #savelennox because this adorable dog needs our help!
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@TheEllenShow What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-a-gator.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow We think that one needs an ending: http://youtu.be/obKLdou0LH0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Ellen used my joke! *checks off Bucket List*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what did the triangle say to the circle? Your life is pointless!#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow notice me I love you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Oh, Ellen. I love you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow I NEED#JensenAckles@MishaCollins and@JarPad in your show NOW!!!!!! U_UThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry.
#ClassicJokeMonday@TheEllenShowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow I'm SCREECHING omgThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is new... and funny! :D RT
@TheEllenShow: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.#ClassicJokeMonday - 1 more reply
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@TheEllenShow that's impastable!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LMAO HAHAHAHAHA RT
@TheEllenShow What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LMAO, ellen killz me RT
@theellenshow: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow i see what you did there. touche' ellen...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BayoakdaleBobby@theellenshow yeah I thought that joke was so funny
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