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@TheDweck

Writer for the TV. Some melted cheese in a rubbery flap.

Joined December 2009

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  1. How is Jacob Wohl not already in jail? Is the person in charge of putting him there Jacob Wohl?

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  2. 1 hour ago

    I thought he was gone from our feeds forever, that was the deal

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  3. Retweeted
    Apr 28

    Medicare For All? No thanks, I don't want to pay for other people's health care. I like private insurance, where I pay for other people's health care AND for the salaries of bloodsucking middlemen whose entire purpose is telling me No when I need medicine

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  4. 11 hours ago

    Game of Thrones is clearly fantasy because the leaders try to deal with the existential threat to humanity first

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    Apr 28

    I wonder why Trump wouldn’t want to deliver the Teacher of the Year award this year? Oh.

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    24 hours ago

    lmao so wait for the rest of the show they're going to fight a pregnant lady and a pirate

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  7. Apr 28

    It’s honestly cute that the Night King has a little ice crown

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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    Robert e. Lee died trying to suck his own dick on the toilet

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    Apr 27

    Repeating for those at the back: stop waiting to take a stand when the ‘real Nazis’ show up. They’re here. This is what modern fascism looks like. It’s not the party system of the 1930s. It’s networked, dispersed, entrepreneurial, crowd-funded, conniving gig-economy fascism.

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    Mar 5

    Me, off my meds, pitching a cartoon movie: OK, so, you know how most toasters are cowards?

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    Apr 27

    As more news comes out of Poway I cannot help but think about the fact that we have a President who saw fit on the day before the end of Passover to try to recast the deadly 2017 anti-Semitic white supremacist march as a gathering to honor a Robert E Lee. A national disgrace.

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    Apr 27

    My dream is to be a 3 time Academy Award nominated actor who gets stabbed offscreen by a raccoon. Cinema is eternal.

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  13. Apr 27

    Excited for Los Angeles’ aggressively unsettling STD billboards to be replaced by aggressively unsettling measles billboards

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    Apr 26

    I thought he didn't like people who got captured

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  15. Apr 26

    When you love confederate generals so much you stand like their horses

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    Apr 26

    Joe Biden calling marijuana "a gateway drug" is the kind of radical progress I demand from a 1983 episode of Diff'rent Strokes.

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    Apr 26
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    Apr 25

    Feeling much safer knowing the gym teacher at my Florida high school who hit on teens is going to have a gun now

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  19. Apr 25

    Did this tweet just come in from a jog

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  20. Apr 25

    Tag yourself, I’m the dead-eyed girl in the red vest with her hands up

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