Dublin Roland Cook’s Tweets

Avi Mayer

@AviMayer

Jan 24, 2018

As Palestinian leaders bewail a cut in U.S. aid, saying it'll hurt "the most vulnerable segment of the Palestinian people," the Palestinian Authority has reportedly bought a $50 million private jet for PA President Mahmoud Abbas: bit.ly/2n95XwQ

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Dick Polman

@DickPolman1

Jan 23, 2018

If, hypothetically, the WSJournal had outed Prez Obama for screwing a porn star and had unearthed a $130,000 hush payment; and if, hypothetically, it turned out that his '08 campaign had been involved in the payment...how do you suppose white evangelicals would've reacted?

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Citizens for Ethics

@CREWcrew

Jan 23, 2018

President Trump is accused of paying $130,000 in hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels to hide an affair a month before the election. In what is probably just a coincidence, the Trump campaign transferred $130K to the Trump businesses a month after the election.

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Penguins Jesus

@PenguinsJesus

Jan 21, 2018

If the Patriots win in another “classic” comeback, I’ll probably watch Netflix during the Super Bowl.

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Instead of Alpo-in-a-castle, I would recommend a Kobe beef steak, garnished with free-range artisan bacon, with a side of organic chicken in a cream reduction!🐶🍗🍖

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Charlie Brown

@Peanuts_4Fans

· Jan 21, 2018

Spicing things up.

Jan 20, 2018

Thoughts and prayers during these troubled times #DCstrong #shutdown

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Robert Costa

@costareports

· Jan 20, 2018

Members also complaining to me that the House gym lacks enough towels this morning and they wonder if it’s because of the shutdown.

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This deserves Penn-State level outrage. USA Gymnastics should be decertified by the USOC & MSU should face consequences for enabling Nassar and finding in their Title IX investigation that victims didn't know the difference between assault and appropriate medical procedures.

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Jan 17, 2018

Cost is 2 kibbles per coat, 1 per hat. Yes, I accept tips! #coatcheckDubs

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GRACE

@GraceC4David

· Jan 17, 2018

Just an FYI if anyone cares. I got in contact with the venue in Nashville where @thedavidcook is having his Record Release .I wanted to know if there was a coat check, I know I didn't want to carry my coat the whole night, they said there is. I'm happy, it's the little things lol

Jan 17, 2018

You'll have all the ladies calling for a ride! Plus, extra pocket money! Win!🚙❄️

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Ryan Blaney

@Blaney

· Jan 17, 2018

Thinking about becoming an Uber driver on snow days. Ford Raptor was built for this stuff. Think I could make a few bucks.

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broadcast figure skating? "She's loose in the corners! Spinout in turn 3! Into the safer barrier! Yellow flag is out as the Zamboni clears debris!" #Olympics2018

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NASCAR on NBC

@NASCARonNBC

· Jan 16, 2018

.@DaleJr is headed to the Super Bowl with @SNFonNBC to make his @NBCSports debut, then will fly out to Pyeongchang for the Winter Olympics on @NBCOlympics! More: bit.ly/2FLq4cf

The New York Times

@nytimes

Jan 14, 2018

Opinion: Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination, on April 4, 1968, played a direct role in Franklin’s creation. And "in the context of the late ’60s, Franklin’s debut was indeed a Major Social Statement." nyti.ms/2DsHUQs

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Manu Raju

@mkraju

Jan 15, 2018

Trump begins MLK Day - a day he proclaimed as one to observe by doing acts of community service and civic work - at his golf club for the third consecutive day. It’s his 95th day as president at one of his golf courses

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Jan 15, 2018

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The Volatile Mermaid

@OhNoSheTwitnt

· Jan 14, 2018

Breaking: Your porn star name is now the name of your favorite Trump administration member to quit or get fired and the name of the street you were on when you first heard about the pee pee tape.

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Jan 15, 2018

Those Tide Pods are a sonsabitch! One bite, and the next thing you know, you're in the vet ER getting your stomach pumped! Never again!

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Aunt Becky

@mommywantsvodka

· Jan 14, 2018

Dunno HOW many times Nathan has caught me trying to eat Tide Pods.

Avi Mayer

@AviMayer

Jan 14, 2018

As a reminder, the Palestinian Authority paid convicted terrorists approximately $350 million in 2017, accounting for about half of the foreign aid received by the Palestinians.

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Avi Mayer

@AviMayer

· Jan 14, 2018

Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas says the Palestinians will continue to provide financial rewards to convicted terrorists and their families. (Channel 14)

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Bill Kristol

@BillKristol

Jan 11, 2018

By the way, Haiti was one of 35 countries that abstained on the UN Jerusalem vote a couple of weeks ago, and was rewarded by being invited to Nikki Haley's party for our friends. Norway of course voted against us.

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Bill Kristol

@BillKristol

Jan 12, 2018

Two weeks ago a 26-year old soldier raced repeatedly into a burning Bronx apartment building, saving four people before he died in the flames. His name was Pvt. Emmanuel Mensah and he immigrated from Ghana, a country Donald Trump apparently thinks produces very subpar immigrants.

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Trump Administration Gives Lucrative Waiver To Trump’s Bank

Citizens for Ethics

@CREWcrew

Jan 10, 2018

The Trump administration just waived fines against Deutsche Bank, which was convicted of manipulating global interest rates. Trump likely owes Deutsche Bank around $300,000,000.

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President Donald Trump owes millions to Deutsche Bank, which was one of five convicted banks that just saw its punishment waived by the Labor Department.

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Is it just me, or is

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David Archuleta

@DavidArchie

· Jan 9, 2018

I'm hitting the road in February to start my 2018 tour... will I be seeing you? Get your tickets today at davidarchuleta.com.

Joy-Ann (Pro-Democracy) Reid

Jan 7, 2018

*raises paw* #stablegenius

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@JoyAnnReid

· Jan 6, 2018

Who else out there is also a very stable genius? Just trying to get a rough head count so I know what we're working with.

Jan 6, 2018

And you're a #stablegenius too! #CFBforPrez2020 🐱🇺🇸🐱

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Cat Food Breath

@CatFoodBreath

· Jan 6, 2018

Have I ever mentioned that I am really really cute??? And awesome?

Jan 6, 2018

We're getting beer and hot wings, too? And maybe a bag of bacon treats for me to scarf-n-barf during the game? *begs* 🐶🍗🥓🍺

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David Cook

@thedavidcook

· Jan 6, 2018

Wondering what I'm doing today? I'll give you three guesses and the first two are wrong. Let's… instagram.com/p/BdnOZ_fFl4Y/

Jan 4, 2018

The Missus is a wise woman! 😘

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David Cook

@thedavidcook

· Jan 4, 2018

On the last tour, my wife left me little notes, hidden throughout my luggage, to make me laugh.… instagram.com/p/BdiXJoDl0lc/

Office of the Former BOTUS

Jan 3, 2018

I'd rather have Hazel Pence in charge of the nuclear codes than

@realDonaldTrump

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@realMarlonBundo

· Jan 3, 2018

Last summer, #FirstKitten Hazel Pence went looking for a Nuclear Button in the White House, but didn't complete the task because she fell asleep on a keyboard. Not everyone is cut out for working in the West Wing.

iAmMoshow - The Cat Rapper ™

@iammoshow

Jan 3, 2018

So my cat Dj Ravioli and I are asking “can we be your friend” retweet if this answer is YES

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Cat Food Breath

@CatFoodBreath

I've only been fed once all year.

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Hair of the dog! ASAP! 🐶🍾😧

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Jake Tapper

@jaketapper

· Jan 1, 2018

Heading out to the supermarket — anyone need anything?

#NewYearsEve2018 is trending. Isn't that one year from now? Tonight is #NewYearsEve2017! 🍾🥂🎆🐶

Next year in Nashville! L'shana tova 2018!🥂🍾🎆 twitter.com/Eliza630/statu

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Jake Tapper

@jaketapper

Dec 31, 2017

Best wishes to everyone for a happy and healthy 2018, with special thanks to those serving abroad in harm’s way and those at home missing them — God bless all of you and Happy New Year!

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iAmMoshow - The Cat Rapper ™

@iammoshow

Dec 31, 2017

Dear people of twitter all of my cats and I just wanted to take the time to wish you all a Happy New Years for 2018. We just wanted to make at least ONE person smile. Retweet this if we succeeded

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Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

Dec 31, 2017

Now official: The 2017 Cleveland #Browns join the 2008 Detroit #Lions as the only teams in NFL History to go 0-16.

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iAmMoshow - The Cat Rapper ™

@iammoshow

Dec 30, 2017

Hey cat family if you would like to see the kids and I again for the first time back today we need “50” yes or 40 Retweets! Cat People where you at? ❤️

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Dec 30, 2017

Mazel tov! Keelan will be a wonderful big brother!

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Kevin Harvick

@KevinHarvick

· Dec 30, 2017

Miss Piper Grace joined the gang Thursday night! Everyone is healthy and we have an extremely excited big brother!

Missy

@spitfire614

Dec 27, 2017

Kansas City friends. Please be on the lookout for Bennie! He is 15 and was in a car that got stolen. Last seen around 12th and Chestnut at 10am today. Please share to get this old boy home! He does have a coat on, so he will stand out!