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@TheDisgruntldDJ

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2010.
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  1. 3. velj

    How do you get outcoached by one of the worst coaches ever.

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  2. 2. velj

    Never Forget: The closer your elbows are to 90°, the better of a turntablist you will be. Deck tricks should utilize muscles in your whole arm to reduce the strain on the fingers and wrist. Be careful or you could end up with carpal tunnel by your 30s.

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  3. 2. velj

    Gradual pitch shifting is a thing of the past. If the pitch isn't constantly shifting, you're doing it wrong. Keep it moving. BPM = Heart Rate Control a crowd by aligning their heartbeats. Shocking them with a huge bpm jump will disorient most. Bitch. Dont. Kill. My. Vibe.

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  4. 2. velj

    I don't understand people who share all their edits. Hold on to some stuff for yourself. DJing used to be about digging harder, better, faster, and stronger than everyone to separate yourself. I wish pools were pickier. If you don't contribute, you shouldn't be able to leech.

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  5. 2. velj

    If you don't have something in your setup that physically moves while it plays, there's nothing there for you to jockey. Stop calling yourself a DJ. You’re babysitting technology.

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  6. 2. velj

    It's funny to see white kids get hired to play black clubs. Probably because they're cheaper. And owners know that they won't get the crowd "too rowdy"

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  7. 2. velj

    The Boxx (Fire Drill VIP Bootleg 2020 Remix feat. Dick in a Box wordplay seg QH AI/AO w/hype and four EPIC Drops) Now available on all your favorite sheep pools.

    Damn. DJs done tried to kill that Roddy Ricch song with all these mash ups and remixes. Just play the OG and keep it moving. At 57.50 or 117, Its a great track to segue into so many other directions. Just my opinion.
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  8. 28. sij

    Maybe digging a huge hole can help reduce the amount of shit food clogging up the world's arteries...you know, we could just throw all the products in there and create a healthier planet.

    Maybe digging a huge hole can help reduce the number of people “following their dreams” from their parents’ basement, like becoming a DJ. What would you dig for?
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  9. 28. sij

    Shove your phone right back in their face.

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  10. 28. sij

    Hit a little too close to home for you?

    Man out here taking a dig at the DJ community, that ain't cool and that is the Gospel
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  11. 27. sij

    I equate DJing to a roller-coaster ride. Never forget; that experience is longer than the time on the rails. 10p- Enter the queue. 11p- Train leaves station 11:30p- Crest of the first hill. 0X:15a- Crest of the last hill 0X:30a- Train returns to station 0X:45a- Recombobulation

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  12. 27. sij

    Wedding party came into one of my gigs this weekend. Total Bridezilla. I played I Write Sins Not Tragedies. Got 300+ people to scream "The poor groom's bride is a WHORE" Hope I ruined your day, you cunty bitch. So selfish to think an entire day can be yours.

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  13. 27. sij

    Come on, I can't be the only one who thinks Billie Eilish and her bro look a little incestuous.

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  14. 26. sij

    Why is Fox News the only TV station covering Kobe rn? Suspect

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  15. 25. sij

    Females putting on so much makeup to mimic these damn filters that they look like drag queens when the lights come up at the end of the night

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  16. 24. sij

    🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

    Ok Hell's Kitchen but a dj version where weekly celebrity guest djs come to your gig and yell at for you selection and mixing technique.
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  17. 24. sij

    I can't wait to hear all the DJ pool sheep drop the inevitable premade segs from Passin Me By to Numb. You’re better than that right? Loop and blend you lazy fuck

    6 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  18. 23. sij

    Yeah, let's waste time on stupid fucking questions. Who cares? But, I do have an edit of Levels resynthed with nothing but airhorns. That would probably do it.

    Let's have a little fun what one song would you put on repeat that would drive a club insane and have them running to the doors not to hear it again?
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  19. 23. sij

    Then you obviously don't know how to read a crowd or market yourself to a venue suited to your style. Poser.

    FOR SONG REQUESTS and that is the Gospel
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  20. 21. sij

    How often do you recycle this?

    Asking another DJ for their playlist is like asking to use their toothbrush.
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