Alan Dershowitz

@TheDersh

I am not the real Alan Dershowitz. But I'm just as offensive. Watch out, I might plagiarize something you make up. I'm like that.

Cambridge, MA
Registrerte seg juni 2011
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  1. 8. jul.

    This tweet is anti-Semitic against the Founding Fathers 👇🏻

    Denne Tweeten er utilgjengelig.
    1 svar 5 liker
    Angre
  2. 27. mai

    Everyone needs to immediately stop being mean to Eve Fartlow for simply being a shameless, thin-skinned defender of apartheid. The Dersh has spoken.

    6 retweets 62 liker
    Angre
  3. 15. sep. 2020

    The hell you say! My podcast will be the Dershiest podcast that's ever Dershed!

    We live in hell
    2 svar 1 retweet 4 liker
    Angre
  4. 3. jul. 2020

    I see that I'm "trending" right now. Presuming it's because everyone is agreeing with me and also really impressed by how cool and not terrible my friends are.

    8 svar 3 retweets 14 liker
    Angre
  5. 2. jul. 2020

    Ok look, people, can we all at least agree on one simple thing: whatever happens with all this Epstein stuff, Israeli apartheid and the total destruction of Palestine must be allowed to continue at all cost. Cool?

    3 svar 2 retweets 7 liker
    Angre
  6. 27. jan. 2020

    Not sure what the problem is here. Pretty solid statement, if you ask me.

    Here's how Dershowtiz's quote ran in the Courier Post in New Jersey on November 21, 1974
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    2 svar 1 retweet 8 liker
    Angre
  7. 11. des. 2019

    Oh sure, NOW I'm "controversial." I remember the good ol' days when I would still be called "famous" and "renowned" despite tirelessly defending torture, Israeli war crimes, and obvious celebrity murderers.

    NEW President Trump considering adding controversial lawyer Alan Dershowitz to impeachment legal team: Sources - via & me
    21 svar 43 retweets 170 liker
    Angre
  8. 10. des. 2019

    That's fucking right and don't you forget it.

    Guy next to me on plane: You don’t LOOK like a law professor. Me: What does a law professor look like? Guy: Pretty much just Alan Dershowitz.
    1 svar 3 liker
    Angre
  9. 8. des. 2019

    No, Jordan, you suck, according to The Dersh.

    This tweet sucks, according to Jordan
    1 svar 1 retweet 3 liker
    Angre
  10. 29. jul. 2019

    I have always dedicated my life and career to defending the underdog - y'know, like a nuclear-armed, settler-colonial state that maintains apartheid over an occupied indigenous population and has the unconditional support of the planet's only superpower.

    NEW: A look at Alan Dershowitz's history of defending men accused of crimes against women; his history of defending accused rapists and his belief that men, no matter how old, should not be punished for having sex with minors as young as 15.
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    2 svar 8 retweets 17 liker
    Angre
  11. 29. jul. 2019

    not clicking to see why I'm trending, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's because everyone is finally coming around on my pro-torture, pro-apartheid stuff.

    1 svar 7 retweets 20 liker
    Angre
  12. 18. jul. 2019

    And now I've got everyone thinking about my sex life. Mine. Alan Dershowitz's sex life. Sex. Me. And sex. Doing it. Alan Dershowitz. Alan. Fucking. Dershowitz.

    3 svar 8 retweets 18 liker
    Angre
  13. 3. apr. 2019

    This is still my number one motivating mantra and informs all of my close coordination with the Trump administration.

    As long as you hurt Palestinians more than you hate Jews, you're the kind of anti-Semite I can really get behind.
    3 svar 3 retweets 8 liker
    Angre
  14. 3. apr. 2019

    Just in case y'all were wondering, I'm still dedicated - with every fiber of my creepy being - to expanding Israeli settler-colonialism across Greater Palestine, while deploying poorly-constructed analogies that directly contradict long-standing international law! I'm a boss!!

    Dershowitz: “I compared the Golan Heights to a captured battleship... I said [to Trump], ‘You don’t give back a battleship you’ve captured in a defensive war.”
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    1 svar 7 retweets 9 liker
    Angre
  15. 2. mar. 2019

    Yeah, but that's admittedly funny. What's the big deal? Also, Mueller is an Iranian psyop.

    Svar til @Bro_Pair
    I went to CPAC in 2007 and Ann Coulter called John Edwards a "faggot" on stage. It got a laugh.
    3 svar 1 retweet 2 liker
    Angre
  16. 12. okt. 2018

    See, I told you was motivated by anti-Semitism and literally nothing else!

    CNN has withdrawn its participation in the Saudi Future Investment Initiative Conference.
    3 svar 1 retweet 7 liker
    Angre
  17. 27. sep. 2018

    Believe me when I tell you, no person who has a fear of flying has ever boarded a plane in the history of air travel. Ever.

    12 svar 3 retweets 12 liker
    Angre
  18. 4. jun. 2018

    Hey , Dersh here. You are SO right that, just like an apartheid state like Israel can absolve itself of any & all crimes committed against Palestinians, you - Our Absolute Leader - can pardon yourself for whatever crimes you commit. It's really so simple.

    3 svar 4 retweets 16 liker
    Angre
  19. 30. mai 2018

    Well, Roseanne blocked her dear friend The Dersh back in 2014, so I guess that makes me Miles Davis.

    Not to brag, but i was fighting online with Roseanne way before it was cool...
    7 liker
    Angre
  20. 29. mai 2018

    I stand in solidarity with my fellow sociopathic bigot, . May her racism be whitewashed, her Zionism be genocidal, and her job be as protected as the war criminals and white nationalists whose parties we both attend.

    6 retweets 29 liker
    Angre

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