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👨‍💻 Lazy-tweeting Senior Tech Editor 🤟🏼 Alum , , 🙋‍♂️ Bought to be cool 🎭 Does a ton of theater

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Joined May 2007

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  1. 2019: Palpatine fucks 2020: Mr. Peanut fucks 2021: ???

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    It wasn’t a joke. They actually did it. In today’s Oregonian.

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  3. Today is 's 15th anniversary! Very grateful to the superstar editors who came before: , , , , and so many more. I always feel inspired when I run across your (still) great work in the archives. :)

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    Jan 29

    “it’s just a movie” “they’re just a character” THEN PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS

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    Every Animal Crossing fan rn that already owns a switch-

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    A piece of advice I got recently that could be helpful to some of ya'll too: Mistakes are a requirement of success. Anyone who doesn't leave you room for error isn't interested in your success in the first place.

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    Jan 30

    Check out this URL from Friday through Sunday to see all your favorite dummies do blogs

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    For fun, here are the 10 cities whose homeowners benefit most from Prop 13 & how their senators voted on 1) Palo Alto, Hill, No 2) Millbrae, Hill, No 3) Santa Barbara, Jackson, No 4) Malibu, Stern, No 5) Manhattan Beach, Allen, No …

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    SpellTower+ is out now! My classic iOS word game reimagined with the help of almost a decade later. Download it for free: More info at We hope you love it!

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    I can’t speak for the theatre and management, but I would love to see an army of Girl Scouts selling cookies all around the Winter Garden. Get out there, you fierce cookie-slinging mavericks.

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    Jan 29

    Just crushing. All the federal government is good for is cutting taxes on the rich, and California’s government is apparently only good at ruining freelance writers’ lives. Great job all around. Party hats for everybody.

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    Jan 28

    My wife and I never talk to our kids. We ask them to submit all communications anonymously through rigorous and double-blind peer review. My daughter is 5 and has 21 publications in high-impact journals. My daughter can burn holes in furniture using only her eyes

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    Jan 28

    me hitting the gym in the morning and then deciding to get a burrito for lunch

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    Jan 28

    This is the way. Coming soon.

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  20. This is like Goop for journalism

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