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2019: Palpatine fucks 2020: Mr. Peanut fucks 2021: ???
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It wasn’t a joke. They actually did it. In today’s Oregonian.pic.twitter.com/ZbmCcTDK4o
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Today is
@lifehacker's 15th anniversary! Very grateful to the superstar editors who came before:@ginatrapani,@adampash,@WhitsonGordon,@halophoenix, and so many more. I always feel inspired when I run across your (still) great work in the archives. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Retroactively blogged the biggest sports stories from the last three months:https://unnamedtemporarysportsblog.com/the-biggest-sports-stories-we-didnt-get-to-cover-over-the-last-three-months/ …
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“it’s just a movie” “they’re just a character” THEN PLEASE EXPLAIN THISpic.twitter.com/yHdzDFtNsW
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A piece of advice I got recently that could be helpful to some of ya'll too: Mistakes are a requirement of success. Anyone who doesn't leave you room for error isn't interested in your success in the first place.
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Check out this URL from Friday through Sunday to see all your favorite dummies do blogshttps://unnamedtemporarysportsblog.com/
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For fun, here are the 10 cities whose homeowners benefit most from Prop 13 & how their senators voted on
#MoreHOMES 1) Palo Alto, Hill, No 2) Millbrae, Hill, No 3) Santa Barbara, Jackson, No 4) Malibu, Stern, No 5) Manhattan Beach, Allen, No …pic.twitter.com/ytYJYQhjDu
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Star Wars: TIE Fighter. No question.https://twitter.com/JonathanBarkan/status/1222954930610282497 …
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SpellTower+ is out now! My classic iOS word game reimagined with the help of
@games_by_jack almost a decade later. Download it for free: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/spelltower/id1490605957?ls=1 … More info at http://www.spelltower.com We hope you love it!pic.twitter.com/P7f7y311gM
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I can’t speak for the theatre and management, but I would love to see an army of Girl Scouts selling cookies all around the Winter Garden. Get out there, you fierce cookie-slinging mavericks.pic.twitter.com/aopkuyTBHZ
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Just crushing. All the federal government is good for is cutting taxes on the rich, and California’s government is apparently only good at ruining freelance writers’ lives. Great job all around. Party hats for everybody.https://twitter.com/dillonliam/status/1222688884967886848 …
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My wife and I never talk to our kids. We ask them to submit all communications anonymously through rigorous and double-blind peer review. My daughter is 5 and has 21 publications in high-impact journals. My daughter can burn holes in furniture using only her eyeshttps://twitter.com/thebrometheus/status/1221034141765922816 …
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me hitting the gym in the morning and then deciding to get a burrito for lunchpic.twitter.com/R35sv5uyhQ
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This is like Goop for journalismpic.twitter.com/hXqpaFngaA
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