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    The Daily Show‏Verified account @TheDailyShow 8 Sep 2016

    Apple customers freak out over the lack of a headphone jack in the new iPhone 7. http://on.cc.com/2cDY4Mm pic.twitter.com/Hf6m8uUsPX

    8:15 AM - 8 Sep 2016
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      2. Carlos Maza‏Verified account @gaywonk 8 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheDailyShow

        .@TheDailyShowpic.twitter.com/xe0AxSmwVs

        1 reply 2 retweets 64 likes
      3. Matthew Coller‏Verified account @MatthewColler 8 Sep 2016
        Replying to @gaywonk

        This GIF was exactly my face. Just....why? And no.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. FuckinEquality‏ @AntiSoulless 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @MatthewColler @gaywonk

        Equal rights means equal ability to be made fun of.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Matthew Coller‏Verified account @MatthewColler 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @AntiSoulless

        nope

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. FuckinEquality‏ @AntiSoulless 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @MatthewColler

        Why? Why is it okay to make fun of Asians, but not trans? Or Whites and not blacks? Hispanics but not Indians?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. RusticBaller‏Verified account @ByYourLogic 8 Sep 2016

        inshallah

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      2. RusticBaller‏Verified account @ByYourLogic 8 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheDailyShow

        got em. rip the headphone guys

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. bernie did 9/11‏ @FakeRobotGamer 8 Sep 2016
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        "Well at least unlike jon stewart, trevor noah doesnt make shitty jokes at the expense of trans people every day", RIP @TheDailyShow

        4 replies 7 retweets 37 likes
      3. Joe Staunton‏ @JAStaunton 8 Sep 2016
        Replying to @FakeRobotGamer @TheDailyShow

        blame the writers and not the guy who reads the lines

        5 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. bernie did 9/11‏ @FakeRobotGamer 8 Sep 2016
        Replying to @JAStaunton

        sorry whats that i cant hear you i dont speak dweeb @JAStaunton

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. Joe Staunton‏ @JAStaunton 8 Sep 2016
        Replying to @FakeRobotGamer

        what an odd response to logic

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. bernie did 9/11‏ @FakeRobotGamer 8 Sep 2016
        Replying to @JAStaunton

        what an odd response to me, a being made out of pure logic and reason @JAStaunton

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      7. bernie did 9/11‏ @FakeRobotGamer 8 Sep 2016
        Replying to @FakeRobotGamer

        lmao this dweeb @JAStaunton blocked me because he hates free speech and rational debate

        4 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      8. Lars Lundquist‏ @GeekySwede 8 Sep 2016
        Replying to @FakeRobotGamer

        Bet he thinks safe zones is stupid unless it's for him.

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