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    1. The Daily Show‏Verified account @TheDailyShow 27 Jun 2016

      Celebrate the #SCOTUS ruling! Go knock someone up in Texas!

      2,305 replies 420 retweets 1,287 likes
      The Daily Show‏Verified account @TheDailyShow 27 Jun 2016

      Friends, we’re certainly not promoting abortions. Just excited about #SCOTUS reaffirming right to choose.

      1:40 PM - 27 Jun 2016
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        2. David Drake‏ @pdavidy8 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @TheDailyShow

          they didn't affirm the right to choose, they affirmed the right to having major surgery with no medical oversight.

          8 replies 16 retweets 103 likes
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        4. David Drake‏ @pdavidy8 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @Michael2014abc @TheDailyShow

          leaving aside rt/wrong on abortion a woman's health should at least be given same care as my gallbladder

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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        6. Shelli Meyers‏ @shellimeyers 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @Michael2014abc @pdavidy8

          Also, for the record David ~ I though @TheDailyShow's tweet was absolutely horrifying and awful.

          0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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        1. Free Northerner‏ @FreeNortherner 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @TheDailyShow

          The entire @TheDailyShow needs to be subjected to immediate post-birth abortions. It's our choice to deal out 160th trimester abortions.

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        1. Anthony Bialy‏ @AnthonyBialy 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @TheDailyShow

          .@TheDailyShow Alienating conservatives, tasteful liberals, and people with senses of humor: I'm sure your remaining audience is joyous.

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        2. Matt Small‏Verified account @newsmatt 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @TheDailyShow

          Don't make excuses, you're making it worse. Just admit you were off the mark (it happens, even comedy), so we can all move on.

          1 reply 0 retweets 37 likes
        3. Informing Christians‏ @DebraJMSmith 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @newsmatt @TheDailyShow

          -- Are you against abortion on demand, Matt?

          2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. Matt Small‏Verified account @newsmatt 28 Jun 2016
          Replying to @DebraJMSmith @TheDailyShow

          You shouldn't try to determine my view on the issue based on my tweet.

          1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
        5. Informing Christians‏ @DebraJMSmith 28 Jun 2016
          Replying to @newsmatt @TheDailyShow

          -- Notice, Matt, that I didn't. Instead I asked you. But I will say that your lack of answering it is very telling.

          3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        6. Latin4Potatoes‏ @Latin4Potatoes 30 Jun 2016
          Replying to @DebraJMSmith @newsmatt

          What is very telling is this article about how very unconstitutional #SCOTUS can be =-) http://www.westernjournalism.com/scholars-argue-roe-v-wade-is-actually-unconstitutional/ …

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. Nate Gartrell‏Verified account @NateGartrell 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @TheDailyShow

          good thinking. Don't admit that was a stupid and insensitive thing to say, instead try and hide behind the pro-choice movement

          1 reply 2 retweets 23 likes
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        1. Colorado RedTraci‏ @goptraci 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @TheDailyShow

          Promoting people go knock someone up & suggesting no worries becuz abortion? Yeah, no.pic.twitter.com/9w6LF5mXoX

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        1. Ozzie Nelson‏ @OzzieDNelson 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @TheDailyShow

          In other words we are sorry you took offense because we are so happy.

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        1. Lara Schwartz‏ @Lara_Schwartz 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @TheDailyShow

          only men can "knock up" the "someone" can only be a woman. Calling out misogynist bullshit, not pro-abortion stance. Duh.

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        1. mikayla dreyer‏ @mikayladreyer 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @TheDailyShow

          if you think that joke is "affirming the right to choose" you misunderstand the issue altogether

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        1. A chick tweeting‏ @KristineAz 27 Jun 2016
          Replying to @TheDailyShow

          Totally NOT promoting #abortion guys! By knocked up we mean go beat a girl!..oh wait, not that either!pic.twitter.com/73z4rHUu32

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