Trump had to be seated far enough back at a sumo match so he didn’t get smushed 
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What if Trump Got Smushed at this Sumo Match?
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He also had to sit in a chair because he didn't wanna sit on the floor. Imagine Trump sitting in some cheap folding chair during a sumo match
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I'd feel sorry for the chair.
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If that happened, the headlines would be like: "Asshole killed by butt cheek"
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That would be priceless!
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Or more likely be confused for a sumo wrestler.
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Oh if only that could be the headline...
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I loved that bit.
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