Chris Mower

@TheCookingDish

Food blogger, writer, actor, and web developer. If eaten, I’d taste like a microchip covered in fry sauce and candy sprinkles. I pair well with green tea.

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  1. 9 Dec 2016

    I'm about to start my favorite Christmas movie: The Return of the King.

  2. 8 Dec 2016

    Tote bags have to be the most useless ever. Except for the first one... to carry all the other ones.

  3. 5 Dec 2016

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  4. 30 Nov 2016

    Hello Wham! It's been since last Christmas.

  5. 30 Nov 2016

    “I grew up in the suburbs. I used to think that I could write a prescription for a poor man: ‘Get a job, save your money, pull..."

    34 replies 4,640 retweets 6,184 likes
  6. 10 Nov 2016

    Calling all foodies! Join me in backing on Kickstarter and revolutionize custom spirits!

  7. 9 Nov 2016

    Good morning America. Welcome to your own reality show.

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    2 Nov 2016

    . Awesome book! I hope you love it. The Bread Baker's Apprentice by Peter Reinhart is another one worth every penny.

  9. 29 Oct 2016

    Our clothes dryer is making bumping sounds in time with Arabian Nights from Aladdin.

  10. 26 Sep 2016

    Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House. Donald Trump belongs on my show.

    4,897 replies 164,244 retweets 322,690 likes
  11. 26 Sep 2016

    Smart Trump

    2 replies 33 retweets 53 likes
  12. 16 Sep 2016

    I love it.

    Artist Adds Monsters Next To Strangers On The Subway
  13. 12 Sep 2016

    Hello bowels. Nice of you to introduce yourself at the least opportune time ever. Now go away.

  14. 9 Sep 2016

    Considering all that I do in my each night, I'm sure that it's in the state that I truly .

    1 like
  15. 1 Sep 2016

    It's day! We're celebrating across our social channels, make sure you share your pictures with us!

    Epilogue
    118 replies 11,433 retweets 17,960 likes
  16. 31 Aug 2016

    begins tomorrow. If you're 11 years old and haven't received your letter yet, then I've got some bad news...

  17. 28 Aug 2016

    See what Thor was up to during ! Get this & other bonus on Dig HD 9/2

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    612 replies 26,998 retweets 42,671 likes
  18. 8 Aug 2016

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Poll: leads in Utah; Libertarian surging
    9 likes
  19. 5 Aug 2016

    Brazil's may not be the most exciting, but at least they're scientifically literate! to Brazil!

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