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@TheCatWhisprer

Nobody wrote 'stay cool' in my yearbook, the only signer was my math teacher Mr. Johansson and he just wrote 'Mr. Johansson'

Florida
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    24. tra 2017.

    ME [as a kid]: i won't be a grumpy old man ME [now]: *gets mad at a car for being orange*

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    It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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  3. 2. velj

    How many more Ted Bundy documentaries do we need? I know more about him than my own family.

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  4. 1. velj

    what kind of marital sorcery?

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  5. 1. velj

    ME: *sets down anything* WIFE: [from the other room] please don’t leave that there

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  6. 1. velj

    Settle down, Facebook group membership questions. I’m just trying to see instant pot recipes not get security clearance.

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    My one year old claps for me after I burp or fart. That’s the kind of positivity I need in my life.

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  8. 31. sij

    I wish I had the drive to accomplish anything as much as a little kid on an elevator just wants to "push the button."

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    17. sij

    I'm not saying my daughter has life figured out but she's walking around with a purse full of cheese.

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  10. 29. sij

    My 4yo thinks I work with a person named Boss. Every morning she tells me “have fun at work today with Boss and do good on your projects.” I will never correct her.

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  11. 27. sij

    My 4yo just tried to insult me by saying I looked “really old like 20 or something” but it was actually the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

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  12. 27. sij

    *taps out*

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  13. 27. sij

    I’m up past 9 and still watching. I deserve everything I see from here on out.

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  14. 27. sij

    How old is Usher is something I never should’ve googled. Spoiler: he’s 41.

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  15. 27. sij

    “Country music is the only thing that stayed the same” is a phrase that just came out of my mouth. Time for hospice.

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  16. 27. sij

    I don’t even know what just happened.

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  17. 27. sij

    I say every artist name like I’m answering a question on Jeopardy, “Who is... Lizzo?”

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  18. 27. sij

    Reached that age where watching the Grammys makes me feel like I just woke up from a 25 year coma and have no idea what is going on.

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  19. 26. sij

    That would be a hard NO

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  20. 26. sij

    Nothing prepares a parent for the horrifying experience of their kid requesting orange juice with pizza.

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  21. 25. sij
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