Eric

@TheCardboardKid

I might be wrong about all of this. Writer at . Host

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  1. 6 hours ago

    .meggie_cha showing off her baking skills!

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    20 hours ago

    11:20 PM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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  3. 24 hours ago

    From now on I get to slap anyone who spouts that nonsense at me. How many fucking reporters banged out those articles coffee in hand?

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  4. 24 hours ago

    Wait a goddamn minute. That fucking juice is better than coffee study didn't even COMPARE ORANGE JUICE TO COFFEE? Insufferable twatwaffles!

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    Apr 1

    I would bribe other cooks with my money. "I'll give you $1,000 for each time you tell Alton he's a saucy boy"

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    Apr 1

    Watch make a gallon of carbonated ice cream in just 10 seconds

    7:00 PM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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  7. Apr 1

    With the interns running nero, Milo is free to express his true feelings from a private account.

    Hey guys! I LOVE video games, a lot! I'm a GAMER. ha ha april fools
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    Apr 1

    If the Nazis have a rival as the gold-standard of evil, it would be the British Empire in the 1840s...

    7:43 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Apr 1

    I bust my butt 6 mos of the year and sure we save bc I'm a SAHM running the garden on a shoestring but savings=MAYBE $100 a month

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  10. Apr 1

    Did these people miss high school history? Job specialization is one of the basic pillars of goddamn civilization.

    RIDICULOUS. We have 1/2 acre, do veggies and hens, and I don't produce nearly enough for our fam of 4. Labor is monumental, too.
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    Apr 1

    Text accidentally omitted by scribe placed on a trompe l'oeil piece of paper in the margin. BL. Harleian MS 612, 78v

    11:58 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Apr 1

    'Artist' decorating Denver with creepy baby doll faces

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    Apr 1

    . has been posting stupid attempts at jokes all day but the real joke is their shitty album ratings.

    12:39 PM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Apr 1

    "So what kind of music does Noisey cover, Annalise?" "Oh... you know. The... music kind"

    A track-by-track- review of 'Watch the Stove,' the Hamburger Helper mixtape
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  15. Apr 1

    Nice to know the government can get together for the things that really matter!

    TPP is the 'worst trade deal ever,' Nobel-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz says
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    Apr 1

    The brevity of life is what makes the time we have beautiful. Haha jk April Fools! Death is inconceivably horrifying.

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    Apr 1

    I wrote about DONALD TRUMP for , this isn't an april fool's joke

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  18. Apr 1

    I should get up and make tea, but I bought new pillows that require my full attention.

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    Mar 31

    Remember. You can NEVER have enough .

    8:44 AM - 31 Mar 2016 · Details
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