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Austin ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’Œ
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in love with love ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ industry plant at . ๐Ÿ’Œ 27
Joined April 2009

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gifs in instagram replies i'm about to become one of those "we have to go back" freaks but about the homogenization of social media
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instagram moderation is so bad you'll report a comment and 3 days later get a reply that says "sorry we dont employ enough people to actually take anything down manually and the blatantly antisemitic and homophobic post you reported didn't contain enough slurs for our AI to care"
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love that part in matthew where jesus was like "for i was hungry and you checked to make sure i had lost all my previous possessions and failed to keep up appearances and had holes in all my clothes to match your preconceived view of a poor person and you begrudgingly fed me"
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As a food pantry volunteer myself, I can attest that I have to interact with people like this POSTER all the time and I wish they WOULD stop volunteering because they are only doing it to assuage their own vague personal guilt while demanding fealty and gratitude of โ€œthe poorโ€.
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my friend and i were pretending we were paratroopers jumping off the swings with plastic bags for parachutes and i exited at too shallow an angle barefooted and got a hairline fracture in my pinky toe
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im not into gatekeeping but if you think most popular music is made in some kind of corporate laboratory or that any music made by humans could be called โ€œnot real musicโ€ you donโ€™t deserve to experience anything with tones or rhythms until you learn how anything works
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What folks on the outside might not know is that the original intent of HBOMax was to be a "younger and more diverse HBO." They went out of their way to seek out creatives and develop projects to fit that. Then one overpaid underseasoned turkey breast comes along and destroys it.
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please please please let this somehow become a right wing culture war thing pleeeeaaaaassssseeeeee
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The companyโ€™s fleet of sausage-shaped cars will henceforth be known as โ€œFrankmobilesโ€ to bring attention to a new recipe for All Beef Franks, according to Oscar Mayer. trib.al/Ua0VIFh
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i guess sofia is more pop-forward and MAYBE more earwormy and perfect for gay playlists but every single note and word of bags is so deftly placed i think it's one of the best songs we've been graced with in the last 5 years
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every couple hours i encounter a location or creature or item or mechanic in totk that makes go "NO FUCKING WAY" and smile like an idiot at this silly little game
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