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gifs in instagram replies i'm about to become one of those "we have to go back" freaks but about the homogenization of social media
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A 10-year-girl in Delaware picked up โItโs Perfectly Normalโ while at the library with her mother. When they came home, she showed her mom the chapter on sexual abuse and said, โThis is me.โ She was being abused by her father, and it was the first time sheโd spoken about it.
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Amazing. Lizzo, in front of thousands of people, confronts LB574 - a gender affirming care ban and abortion ban - in Nebraska tonight.
"Don't let anyone tell you who you are. These laws aren't real. YOU are real."
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WAIT this is still so visually confusing but was it designed so that you can play lap steel while standing up and having the guitar on a shoulder strap ??
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instagram moderation is so bad you'll report a comment and 3 days later get a reply that says "sorry we dont employ enough people to actually take anything down manually and the blatantly antisemitic and homophobic post you reported didn't contain enough slurs for our AI to care"
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her combo of creativity, comedic timing, complete mechanical knowledge, and absolutely tactical command in combat is always wild to watch
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why does the Cracker Jack wikipedia page not have a section detailing how everyone calls them Cracker Jacks
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love that part in matthew where jesus was like "for i was hungry and you checked to make sure i had lost all my previous possessions and failed to keep up appearances and had holes in all my clothes to match your preconceived view of a poor person and you begrudgingly fed me"
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As a food pantry volunteer myself, I can attest that I have to interact with people like this POSTER all the time and I wish they WOULD stop volunteering because they are only doing it to assuage their own vague personal guilt while demanding fealty and gratitude of โthe poorโ.
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I found a Reddit thread talking about the fact that a prompt for an AI story with a character named Steve automatically generated a character named Bucky.
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my friend and i were pretending we were paratroopers jumping off the swings with plastic bags for parachutes and i exited at too shallow an angle barefooted and got a hairline fracture in my pinky toe
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as a free hockey maximalist i believe all hockey games should go into quadruple overtime because more hockey for free is never a bad thing for anyone involved :)
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We at Bandcamp United are happy to announce that weโve won our union, 31 to 7! Weโre excited to work with leadership to build a better Bandcamp! Thank you all for your support throughout this process, and in the future.
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There is nothing that even compares to this piece of literature
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Whatโs a tumblr post thatโs so embedded in your head that you canโt help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me itโs this one
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im not into gatekeeping but if you think most popular music is made in some kind of corporate laboratory or that any music made by humans could be called โnot real musicโ you donโt deserve to experience anything with tones or rhythms until you learn how anything works
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What folks on the outside might not know is that the original intent of HBOMax was to be a "younger and more diverse HBO." They went out of their way to seek out creatives and develop projects to fit that. Then one overpaid underseasoned turkey breast comes along and destroys it.
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Maybe if I keep blocking hundreds of accounts every day on here the site will eventually become a little bit better
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Hey man sorry if i laughed or smiled or anything weird like that last night. I was just so happy, and love you so much
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one of the most respectful things a cowboy can say to another cowboy is "May you live forever in Cowboy heaven"
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please please please let this somehow become a right wing culture war thing pleeeeaaaaassssseeeeee
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The companyโs fleet of sausage-shaped cars will henceforth be known as โFrankmobilesโ to bring attention to a new recipe for All Beef Franks, according to Oscar Mayer.
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i guess sofia is more pop-forward and MAYBE more earwormy and perfect for gay playlists but every single note and word of bags is so deftly placed i think it's one of the best songs we've been graced with in the last 5 years
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Happy International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ #IDAHOBIT2023
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every couple hours i encounter a location or creature or item or mechanic in totk that makes go "NO FUCKING WAY" and smile like an idiot at this silly little game
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Happy DC Book of Pride release day! I hope you're celebrating it by reading about queer superheroes!
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