I drove 30 mph the whole way home in a 55 road. An old lady tailgated me at one point and I almost pulled over to steel-cage-deathmatch her right there on the side of the road. Being a new parent is tense.
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My wife, who’d given birth to the child and was already overprotective, looked at me with her eyebrows raised. “You can drive faster you know.” Me, white knuckles creaking my steering wheel and veins bulging on my eyelids: “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. WE LIVE IN A JUNGLE OF DEATH”
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Same. I loved my little Chevy Chevette. Cheap car but I still loved it. Put my son in, said, No way, and traded it out for a ‘77 T-Bird land yacht with no reverse. Good times
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