Dear god... WHY am i breathing!!!? and.... start panic attack!
-
-
-
[existential crisis commences]
- Show replies
New conversation -
-
-
"Is that a threat?"
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Answer the question.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
I'm inhaling monster particles so my kids don't have bad dreams.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
My brother told me our dad was a robot and I cried for a week. My dad went along with it.
-
My kids believed for years that I was a vampire and my best friend was a vampire that turned into a moth and got stuck that way so he just hung out on our dinning room wall. Good times


End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
Or my favorite from my 2yo: "Me don't know..."
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.