I won’t think twice about spending $100 on a steak. But I question if I really need a 5 pack of socks for $10.
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BRO. 500 on a stock? Sure. 200 bucks for a light bill? YALL NEED TO CUT THOSE LIGHTS OFF
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Replying to @Rugged_Legacy @CoachJoeHart
[unscrewing all lightbulbs to flip them on Facebook marketplace] “Raise my electricity bills by reading at night, huh? This’ll learn you.”
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UNPLUG THAT GODDAMNED ALARM CLOCK! YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL NO TIME WHILE YOU SLEEP!
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Replying to @Rugged_Legacy @CoachJoeHart
If you’ve never made DIRECT EYE CONTACT while turning off a light switch are you even a dad?
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Or decided since the thermostat can't be left alone, you just remove the thermostat.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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If my twisted frozen claw can still bend enough to adjust the thermostat, it’s up decadently high
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @CoachJoeHart
Exactly. If you don't have grade 2 frostbite, stop whining.
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Why spend money every month in heating costs when I can buy a parka for each of you one time
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This fucking thread hahahaha



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