Espresso before my haircutpic.twitter.com/2AQ4ur64Zi
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Foh with that little ass cup. Draw me up an IV bag
“I don’t wanna be up all night”pic.twitter.com/TxZ1EDyOLN
*Laughs in 30 oz thermos*
Lol my mug is 30oz
Not gonna carry a mug with me out in the world, I'm civilized. 
I am because I'm not
Jeff, strapping his coffee barrel plus feeding hose to his back for his morning constitutional
Bane from the Batman-verse, but with dark roast instead of venom.
That’s Jeff when he’s cutting back He tried t give blood once, they just opened a coffee line
If he starts mainlining coffee grounds, we may have to set up an intervention.pic.twitter.com/1qB8rPIwAx
We had an intervention but he slurped coffee maliciously to drown us out
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