I honestly have no idea how these women with children are on Twitter so much. I've tweeted half as much since I got this puppy and she is obviously nowhere as needy or important as an actual child.
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Replying to @_Kenziepuff
Babies sleep, so if it’s her first kid, there’s windows of opportunity. Second kid, less. Third kid, and they’re still on social media all the time, those kids are being raised by Netflix.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @_Kenziepuff
Same with gaming. I could play PS4 with my infant son sleeping in my arms. Harder once he started walking. Two kids, no chance. We’re on 3 now and the third is about to start walking, I can maybe play 30 minutes once a week if I catch a moment where they’re all magically asleep.
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But if all 3 kids are asleep, my wife and I just hold hands in silence because it’s the first time in the week we’re alone without howler monkeys climbing us and hooting to assert dominance.
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