I honestly have no idea how these women with children are on Twitter so much. I've tweeted half as much since I got this puppy and she is obviously nowhere as needy or important as an actual child.
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But if all 3 kids are asleep, my wife and I just hold hands in silence because it’s the first time in the week we’re alone without howler monkeys climbing us and hooting to assert dominance.
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