I honestly have no idea how these women with children are on Twitter so much. I've tweeted half as much since I got this puppy and she is obviously nowhere as needy or important as an actual child.
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My mom was so exhausted she'd nap too during nap time.
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Yep this happens during teething when the baby won’t sleep at night. Or with colic if the women aren’t breastfeeding the right way.
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Same with gaming. I could play PS4 with my infant son sleeping in my arms. Harder once he started walking. Two kids, no chance. We’re on 3 now and the third is about to start walking, I can maybe play 30 minutes once a week if I catch a moment where they’re all magically asleep.
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But if all 3 kids are asleep, my wife and I just hold hands in silence because it’s the first time in the week we’re alone without howler monkeys climbing us and hooting to assert dominance.
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