Showed my son Empire Strikes Back. He was suitably blown away by the Darth Vader father reveal
Which led to a million questions about why he cut off his son’s hand and how a dad could be evil
At least he’s appropriately surprised a dad would ever cut off his son’s hand 
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"Um dad....your middle name...its not Abraham is it?" Why do you ask? "Just wondering...." racks the slide on his nerf gun*
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