How to get a man:
1. Cook delicious food
2. Post pics of food. Especially of you in a dress holding food.
3. Wait.
Send tweet. 
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Replying to @fiercelyfeminin
How long does step 3 take? Asking for a friend
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Replying to @emswingo
The bacon trap I learned from
@TheBrometheus and@MrsBrometheus

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Nothing worse than sitting in a basket trap eating bacon and knowing you should feel stupid as some priest rattles off a list of vows...
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Most decent priests will wait with you in the bushes as your husband-to-be sniffs around the bacon like a wary rabbit
4:43 PM - 6 Jan 2021
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Yesss!!! That’s very helpful for sure. Just watch and wait for the prey to be captured!pic.twitter.com/kqYkzEABRv
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