Now I have a reason to outlive you.
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At my funeral my best friend has already promised that he's gonna show up like 50 feet away wearing a black trench coat and sunglasses while carrying an umbrella so that people will think I did something cool and mysterious in life
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Standing next to a black limo
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This would be an amazing SNL skit
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*hits blunt * At a certain point my mourners will be asked if they acknowledge that the " I " that is now deceased was merely a repeated set of behaviours that caused them to feel familiarity. And that the I that I was , is no more 'gone' than never existed in the first place
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So closed casket, eh?
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Depending on your plans for the immediate future, your offspring will probably have a greater say in what happens... so train them well in the ancient and honorable art of tristoogeudo now so the amusement will not be lost to them.
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At my funeral, I'm going to have someone dressed as the Angel of Death, walk around the room and whisper to my loved ones "I finally got her!".
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