unrelated but best "best man" speech I ever heard was "they told me I'm not allowed to talk about sex or drinking in this speech... so I guess their first date is out of the question"
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I was on a bus and lifted down the mask o take a drink of water. The water went down the wrong pipe and I had a coughing fit. I expect the Covid Unit knocking on my door any minute now.
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