What do you call an old snowman? Water.
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How does a tree access it's Facebook? Loggin'
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Sir, there's a special place in hell for this sort of thing.
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Oh shoot I for got I was going to start doing dad jokes every day
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You really went out on a limb for that one.
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Why does PETA hate Christmas trees? Because they’re covered in fir.
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