Got that out of the way pretty quickly and accidently pooped myself in @DaFizzySquirrel's car when we were in high school
I had the flu... 
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At some point your spouse is gonna see you crap yourself and will wash vomit out off your face so it’s good to get in the habit of just being open with them about stuff
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It took some getting used to but now after 2 years we’re both very weird with each other lol.
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You paint such a....beautiful....image here


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How much healthier would our society be if people didn't "sleep together" in the euphemistic sense until they had literally slept together. (i.e. seen the other person with bed head, morning breath, etc.)
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I have to admit, our 1st pregnancy was a humbling experience in that way. When husband and I were still dating and neighbors, I gave myself food poisoning before going to hang out at his place. I discreetly excused myself for 5 mins to run to my house, puke, and brush my teeth 1/
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He didn’t know about that incident until much later. But then, during first trimester of first pregnancy, I couldn’t keep anything down, and he was by my side in the bathroom at all hours, bless him. 2/2
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