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Father. Husband. Catholic. #1 Amazon Bestseller. I write the best heavy metal fiction on the planet. FREE BOOK & FREE COURSE on my list http://eepurl.com/dur-jb 

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    Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 5 Dec 2020
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    Young couples are so self-conscious, presenting a perfect image to each other, never doing anything too weird or gross, to maintain the mystique Then you both catch norovirus and watch each other scream-puke like the exorcist Marriage gets dirty Build trust and open up

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      2. Mrs. Jensen‏ @pearlsandopal 5 Dec 2020
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        Got that out of the way pretty quickly and accidently pooped myself in @DaFizzySquirrel's car when we were in high school 😅 I had the flu... 😭

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      3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 5 Dec 2020
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        At some point your spouse is gonna see you crap yourself and will wash vomit out off your face so it’s good to get in the habit of just being open with them about stuff

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      1. Monotron Fox‏ @MonotronFox 5 Dec 2020
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        It took some getting used to but now after 2 years we’re both very weird with each other lol.

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        You paint such a....beautiful....image here 😂😂😂 (but much wisdom here )

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      1. Glad-to-have-students-back Senior Advisor‏ @SSGMegaWatz 5 Dec 2020
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        How much healthier would our society be if people didn't "sleep together" in the euphemistic sense until they had literally slept together. (i.e. seen the other person with bed head, morning breath, etc.)

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      2. Bronny Lee‏ @adaklee 6 Dec 2020
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        I have to admit, our 1st pregnancy was a humbling experience in that way. When husband and I were still dating and neighbors, I gave myself food poisoning before going to hang out at his place. I discreetly excused myself for 5 mins to run to my house, puke, and brush my teeth 1/

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        He didn’t know about that incident until much later. But then, during first trimester of first pregnancy, I couldn’t keep anything down, and he was by my side in the bathroom at all hours, bless him. 2/2

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