Then he punched me in the headhttps://twitter.com/MrsBrometheus/status/1333968479695736839 …
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
This happened to me *today*, but my son is 5'9, 210, so I took 2D4 HP DMG.
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Replying to @TerryMaggert
I’m not sure how to take this tweet so I’ll just hit Like and type “Lol.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I: Ate dinner Got in my chair Drifted a bit Kid came over to hug me, then decided a punch to the gut was ALSO in order Hilarity ensued He's 12 :-)
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Replying to @TerryMaggert
This is an excellent story
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Apologies. All of our interactions are positive, and all end in tussling and/or power elbows. :-)
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I know the feeling
My son cuddles his mom and sisters
I often exit my office to a massive surprise headbutt in the gut
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