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    1. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 1 Dec 2020
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      It didn't sit right with me to tell my kids Santa's a holy figure who watches their actions and weighs their deeds, and will reward them for their kindnesses And then say "LOL just kidding he's not real, I'm a liar, but this other guy Jesus is totally real, trust me this time"

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    2. L. Jagi Lamplighter‏ @lampwright4 1 Dec 2020
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      I did what my parents did, and I strongly recommend it. Children love games. We played Santa. We never pretended he was real, but we still told stories about him and left him cookies and such. The result? All the joy and none of the disillusionment.

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      Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 1 Dec 2020
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      We do the traditional St Nicholas activities and tell the story about him slapping a heretic in the face.

      4:25 PM - 1 Dec 2020
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        2. Hawkings Austin‏ @sablehawk 1 Dec 2020
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          Didn't he punch the guy out and have a vote on the Creed while standing on his chest? Maybe I heard a wild story.

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        3. L. Jagi Lamplighter‏ @lampwright4 2 Dec 2020
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          He did punch the guy out. Not sure about the rest.

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        1. L. Jagi Lamplighter‏ @lampwright4 2 Dec 2020
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          That's good, too! (We do that also. In a recent roleplaying game, Father Christmas had been kidnapped. My sons burst out laughing when they found out that the ancient enemy who kidnapped him was Arius.)

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