I sometimes tell my 14-month-old that if she doesn't behave, her bellybutton will get deeper and deeper until it's just a hole in her back.
...I should probably retire that one once she's old enough to understand the words 
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The faeries will steal your belly button and you'll never get it back.
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Next level: 1) Point at nose and say "ear." Point at ear and say "nose." 2) Repeat 3) Wait for Kindergarten and/or play dates with traditionalists
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Snootertooter. It’s where the Sneezles live.
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