If you spend too much time in the bathroom playing on your phone Buy a less comfortable toilet seat This principle applies to every bad habit you need to break Don’t just try to quit Make it A CHORE to keep doing it
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
*Struggles to get out of bed in the morning.* “That’s it!! Time to sleep on a bed of nails!”

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Replying to @TheBrometheus
One of alarm clocks that punches you in the face
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Replying to @fiercelyfeminin
That’s also on fire and ignites your curtains and drywall, yes
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Then of course the fire alarm goes off and your dog jumps on you full force in terror and you have to race to extinguish the flames
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @fiercelyfeminin
You get your cardio, your endorphins, and your dog walked
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Too true. We could make millions with this system!
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