4 stages my new followers go through: 1) “Haha wow, what a funny joke about children.” 2) “Is that a hamburger with burritos as buns?” 3)“Wait, why is he calling for the public impalement of abusive clergy?” 4) “Am I on a watch list for following this guy?” Comment w/ your #.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
#6) we aren't even mutuals anymore, but we probably see each other in our feeds all the time, and I still consider you a bro.
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