The bride has a wonderfully smug look. "/This guy/ got me as a wife. Suck it, rest of the world!" And dude's just there like. "Yeah, I got this. For the rest of my life."
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I did get it. For the rest of my life.
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*points at sign* No pets. Tie him up outside or get the hell out. This is a bakery, and not an erotic one.
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Neither one of these guys looks happy.
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