Dreamed I moved to Australia and saw people running screaming through the streets as mutant dog birds chased them. They’d catch them and instead of being freaked out the Australians would laugh at me for being surprised and say “Why you freakin out, mate? It’s just ‘Straya.”
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Mmm no more magnesium for you
Unless of course you’re taking these dreams and turning them into book ideas....
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I think it’s just that the Australians are used to everything in nature there wanting to kill them.
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Well it is Australia. Where just about every other creature is trying to kill you.
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