Dreamed I moved to Australia and saw people running screaming through the streets as mutant dog birds chased them. They’d catch them and instead of being freaked out the Australians would laugh at me for being surprised and say “Why you freakin out, mate? It’s just ‘Straya.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Oh fun fact. Our emus, cassowarys etc are immune to pepper spray and mace
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Replying to @ProjectWombat
You’re just pre-seasoning their tastebuds for them.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Also bullets don't work on emu's either. That should terrify most Americans
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Replying to @ProjectWombat
It maybe it’ll clog their arteries in 8-10 years
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