The worst part of the dream was banging on a window yelling at an Australian woman to look at the hideous monster looming up behind her about to attack and when she finally did look she just shrugged like “Yeah that happens” The real monster in my dream was ennui.
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You're taking magnesium before bedtime again arent you?
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Dad’s so casual there. “Welp, lad, that’s a roo for ya. C’mon and we’ll get ice cream. Extra radioactive, just the way you like it.”
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Sounds accurate
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Oh fun fact. Our emus, cassowarys etc are immune to pepper spray and mace
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You’re just pre-seasoning their tastebuds for them.
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“She’ll be right”
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