My funeral’s gonna be closed casket and at the end a DJ will play “Pop Goes the Weasel” on repeat at increasing speed as the audience stares at my coffin in growing horror.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I want to be cremated but not tell anyone. That way I get the open casket service and a room full of very confused and horrified people.
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Replying to @Rugged_Legacy
Claw marks on the inside and the latch forced open
11:04 AM - 13 Oct 2020
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