My funeral’s gonna be closed casket and at the end a DJ will play “Pop Goes the Weasel” on repeat at increasing speed as the audience stares at my coffin in growing horror.
Replying to @RantyAmyCurtis
We live in the same state so maybe you could turn the little crank on the side of my casket and look menacing at the audience
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