Great, I've never wished someone dead until now.
This sounds epic. 
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That’s terrifying
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This tweet alone gave me anxiety.
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Lmao same
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This is so twisted!
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No DJ's allowed at a Catholic Funeral. Only Church approved music permitted. Your plan needs work.pic.twitter.com/wDqZT89IUR
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Played via an aggressively low-flying helicopter
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Also be sure to have the lights go out and the music stop at the same time. If someone doesn’t shit their pants at that point I’d be surprised.
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For added effect, have someone sneak some dry ice into the coffin before the lights go out.
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