17 persuasion.
the penguin king says "LOOFA HOOOONK."
THE PENGUINS ATTACK SACHA.
one rolls a nat 20, one a 17.
she takes 5 DAMAGE.
isaac winds up and bats the crown off the penguin king's head with his halberd.
the penguins honk angrily and attack isaac!!
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vyen casts thaumaturgy and lets out the LOUDEST HONK POSSIBLE. all the penguins except the penguin king freezes. isaac tosses the penguin crown to vyen. belden mouths "what the fuck is happening" to coach.
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the penguin king is still pecking at isaac. the other penguins are getting rowdy again so vyen lets out another giant thaumaturgy HONK. coach is looking at the crown, which is solid gold with real gems, and is like "wtf he might be a real king??"
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we haven't even rolled initiative

isaac picks up the crown and puts it on vyen's head.
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we had some control over the penguins for like two seconds before they fled into an underground lake xD now something is yelling at us to stay away from its treasure??? what treasure? isaac and sacha attempt to find the treasure
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sacha finds a dismembered troll arm that's still alive and twitching!! she takes it with her in case there's something on a tall shelf she can't reach
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sacha: "coach! you are right and wise always about everything of course but--" coach: uhhh insight check??
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still no sign of the giff commodore warrington munt we're looking for 3:
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sacha just... does not like the idea of someone being lost 33: she sneaks away from the group with a 27 stealth! into the freezing water to check out what's out there
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isaac decides to go spear fishing. he sees ripples in the water and throws his halberd!! it hits sacha for 9 damage.

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