Most don’t know this, but one of my hobbies is making up fake action hero origin stories for people I know.
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Example: Framed for murder,
@ChroniclesNate fought his way up the youth pastor yakuza ladder with just a trendy haircut and his grandfather’s brass knuckles. He cleared his name and now sells life insurance to atone for the lives he took and fancy pastor haircuts he mussed.3 replies 1 retweet 23 likesShow this thread -
Replying to @CVRLNE @ChroniclesNate
When her childhood friend’s car crashes and burns in a high-stakes street racing tournament, @CVRLNE discovers the brake lines were cut. Now nothing will stop her from amassing the fortune she needs to build her own supercar and chase down the scheming dirtbags.
7:11 PM - 1 Oct 2020
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