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Framed for murder, @ChroniclesNate fought his way up the youth pastor yakuza ladder with just a trendy haircut and his grandfather’s brass knuckles. He cleared his name and now sells life insurance to atone for the lives he took and fancy pastor haircuts he mussed.
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Ooh! I want one.
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Do me please do me too
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That actually sounds fun AF
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Mine is too easy. Carnivorous felis catus thinks of murdering small creatures all day.
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You could charge for these
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Now I want one
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I’ll venmo you 10 bucks for one
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What’s mine
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He said FAKE action hero origin stories.
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