My wife, usually: “Perhaps I’ll sniff a salad for lunch.” My wife when pregnant: “Keep the Big Macs coming. If you stop, I’m eating the dog.”https://twitter.com/TheBrometheus/status/1306756849178353664 …
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
You ever see that Treehouse of Horror episode where Homer is in Hell, and he's force fed donuts as an ironic punishment, and after he's cleaned out the entire stock the demon feeding him says, "I don't understand. James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes."?
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Replying to @CelticBrett
That’s the third trimester.
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My wife lived on Cheetos, jerky, and Italian orange sodas for 3 months due to nausea.
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