My wife, usually: “Perhaps I’ll sniff a salad for lunch.” My wife when pregnant: “Keep the Big Macs coming. If you stop, I’m eating the dog.”https://twitter.com/TheBrometheus/status/1306756849178353664 …
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My wife lived on Cheetos, jerky, and Italian orange sodas for 3 months due to nausea.
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