Adam Lane Smith Retweeted Adam Lane Smith
I actually talk like this thohttps://twitter.com/TheBrometheus/status/1306734943163133952 …
Adam Lane Smith added,
Adam Lane Smith @TheBrometheus
Me emerging from my home office, alarmed: “WHY DOES THE ENTIRE HOUSE STINK OF BLOOD?”
Wife: “Don’t worry about it.”
Me: “Woman, the stench of arterial desecration lies heavy upon this domicile.”
Her: “It’s just my mushroom garden.”
Me: “What demon sold you these mushrooms?”
1 reply
1 retweet
11 likes
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.