Single guy tweet: Yo, just bagged this girl I met, don't know her name but the sex was hot. Twitter: You're the man. King. Alpha Bro. Married Guy Tweet: Just had sex w/the wife of 10+ years we have kids and love each other. Twitter: Cringe Bro. Delete this. Why post This?
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"hopes to continue date-nighting his wife for the foreseeable future..." Goals.
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