The motion sensor has a little goblin face. My son has informed me he’s actively testing ways to outsmart the door goblin.
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I'm guessing a guard dog is out of the question?
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If the animal proves impossible to suborn, it will be eaten.
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He’s gonna learn how to change his state to move through time and space to get those damned cookies.
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Time for optic camouflage.
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Get that kid a CIA job application
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Have you tries cryogenic stasis? It mifht fuck up his aging a bit, but its effective.
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Is this a job, or more of a one-off assignment kind of a thing?
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