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Father. Husband. Catholic. #1 Amazon Bestseller. I write the best heavy metal fiction on the planet. FREE BOOK & FREE COURSE on my list http://eepurl.com/dur-jb 

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    Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 15 Sep 2020
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    My 4yo son has learned to disable every single anti-toddler door knob blocker. We bought the most complicated ones and he cracked them in minutes. We string bells over his door from the outside and he’s learned to neutralize them. Now we use an electric motion sensor. For now.

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      1. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 15 Sep 2020
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        The motion sensor has a little goblin face. My son has informed me he’s actively testing ways to outsmart the door goblin.

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      1. Steve Skojec‏ @SteveSkojec 15 Sep 2020
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      2.  🧚Brett McGowan is gonna kill Maeve's hot mom??? 🧚‏ @CelticBrett 15 Sep 2020
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        I'm guessing a guard dog is out of the question?

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      3. E. Darwin Hartshorn‏ @logosimian 15 Sep 2020
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        Replying to @CelticBrett @TheBrometheus

        If the animal proves impossible to suborn, it will be eaten.

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      1. Sai-fon‏ @LastSnowLeopard 15 Sep 2020
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        He’s gonna learn how to change his state to move through time and space to get those damned cookies.

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      1. Brandon Varnell‏ @BrandonBVarnell 15 Sep 2020
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        Time for optic camouflage.

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      1. A Thunderbird, But Robotic‏ @micah_gj 15 Sep 2020
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        Get that kid a CIA job application

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      1. Kampaku History Month‏ @BronxKampaku 15 Sep 2020
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        Have you tries cryogenic stasis? It mifht fuck up his aging a bit, but its effective.

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      2. 𝙂𝙪𝙢𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙙 𝙏𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙋𝙞𝙡𝙤𝙩 🚀‏ @wealthandvirtue 16 Sep 2020
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        Replying to @SherlockTowers @TheBrometheus

        Is this a job, or more of a one-off assignment kind of a thing?

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