Just wondering why you shave your enemies' scalps before tanning/drying them.
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I thought you were going to say freshly shaven balls. I don't know why, but I thought that.
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I sunburn way too easily for that to be pleasant.
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Start going bald and you won't even need to shave to experience it!
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I wear a hat nearly 100% of the time because my forehead tends to blind people. This is how I give back.
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