My father’s father came over from Italy and immediately signed up to fight against the Axis Powers in WWII. I like to imagine he had some Italian rival he had enough of and hoped to kill. “That’s it, Antonio. I’m immigrating to a country where it’s legal to kill you.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Where as my ancestors did it because it was going to be fun. Australian's literally sign up for ww1 and ww2 cos fun
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Meanwhile Americans be like...pic.twitter.com/VVQS7iElFf
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Replying to @ProjectWombat
Hold up, I just heard someone drop slightly too much oil on their plate, gonna go invade the plate.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
You'll turn up a few years late, and invade the plate next to it
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