Therapist: What’s a subtle way to let someone know they’ve crossed a social boundary? Client: You better check yourself before you wreck yourself, bitch. Therapist: Yes, but on a t-shirt.
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Client: I need a letter. Therapist: Okay. Client: For my new emotional support broadsword. Therapist: This is why I got my license.
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Therapist: “You’re almost done with therapy so it’s time we discuss your fear of snakes.” Patient: “But I don’t have a fear of snakes.” Therapist, donning a snake costume: “Not yet.”
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